February 2012
Playing the Mass Effect 3 Demo
et-tu-moops: And I think I just had my absolute favourite interaction with a stranger via the internet. Anyway, I jumped into a game as my Krogan Soldier (UrdNOT Wrex) and then got disconnected. Immediately afterwards I got a message from some random that simply read, and I quote; “how do u unlok krogen”. That is fucking verbatim right there. Obviously I decided to have some fun with the guy,...
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Listennicklathan: “Threshold (8 Bit)” / Brian...
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Some people make their femshep really out of proportion I’ve seen so many with weird mouse-like qualities and non existent chins WHY
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Still have to write 750 words for tomorrow’s English lesson But it’s okay Because Wide Sargasso Sea is my bitch 
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I’m watching an episode of skins from season 2 And I’m questioning whether this guy is hallucinating BECAUSE NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE 
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MAGIC TRICKS
[Playing Batman Arkham City, Batman is standing in an alley with four bad guys in front of him]
Matt: Hey, these guys are afraid that I'm gonna like... throw a smoke bomb and then beat the shit out of them.
Pat: You wouldn't do that!
Matt: OH SMOKE BOMB, BITCH!!
Pat: He vanished! He disappeared!
Matt: He's like a magic GHOST ARMY!
Pat: He's like Spiderman ghost army!!
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goodmorningdani replied to your post: THANK GOD Babysitting tonight just got cancelled I… YOU SO LUCKYYYYYYYYYY p.s. let’s hang out on friday hoe There’s a Batman jumper I want from Topman, but I looked for it in town today and couldn’t find it… meaning it requires a trip to Meadowhall. You’re welcome to come with WE CAN EAT FOOD AT THE OASIS
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THANK GOD Babysitting tonight just got cancelled I CAN SLEEP 
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after mass effect 3 comes out
people: you know Emily?
other people: I USED TO
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the-eleventh-blog: Who needs romantic comedies when you have the British Government
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goodmorningdani replied to your post: ignore that  it was a lie i just wasn’t searching… funny thing is, you’re probably not kidding. It’s a more stamping feet scenario than shedding tears
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ignore that  it was a lie i just wasn’t searching properly PROBABLY BECAUSE MY EYESIGHT IS BLURRED BY TEARS 
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fuck you play.com fuck you game fuck everything wah 
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I AM FLIPPING OUT I’ve had the Collectors Edition of ME3 on pre-order from GAME since last October, and all of a sudden, the week before release, EA has said they won’t be stocking ME3 there anymore. WHAT THE FUCK The supposedly limited collectors edition, which i’ve had on order for months AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE TO GET IT FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE, FUCK YOU 
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Woke up this morning Feels like somebody has taken some sandpaper to the back of my throat JOY 
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Half the ‘romance options’ in Bioware games should just be renamed ‘sex options’
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Great, i’ve got a sore throat and a cough A lovely parting gift from winter 
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I should really stop following BBCnews on twitter, because all I get is this, *scrolling* cupcakes, *scrolling* video games, *scrolling* had a great day *scrolling* DEAD BODIES EVERYONE IS DYING THE WORLD IS TURNING TO RUIN BREAKING NEWS Oh
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Maxxie’s stalker, oh my god she’s absolutely mental Plus Osama the Musical WHAT THE HELL 
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On a scale of 1-10, how much have the new icons actually affected your life
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When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid...
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Hey, you there Yeah, the woman who just followed me on twitter You’re a porn bot aren’t you LEAVE THIS PLACE 
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goodmorningdani: alicestolemyrabbit: Read More are you offering me a place to stay because my family are being pooheads Come and live here We’ll turn the entire top floor into a mini flat or something woo 
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I wish my friends just lived in my house, or next door or something Even if we were in the same room but doing different things, it’s just nice to be able to turn around and be like ‘oh hey, check this out’  There’s nobody my own age living in my house any more okay, so it would just be nice to have somebody other than my parents to talk to about things
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My evening is so open right now that I’ll probably just sit here until 12 deciding what to do
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the-goddamn-batmanny: Life is too short to be removing USBs safely.
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Not even kidding now I am going to Topman tomorrow and trying that on 
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